« ARGON »'S GENESIS

In the beginning, there was light.

Some say there was an explosion, and that everything came from it. The deltoids say the light came from a being. Still others—Cortex_Meta_0 among them—say that there is a 50% chance that the light came before the explosion.

What really happened? No one seems completely sure. However, the Great Archives have specifically registered everything useful to function, replicate, and process.

Nowadays, eons have passed since the beginning. It is now the present day: SUMMIT APEX 089826394632 in android time, or 2026-04-28 7:45 PM in human time.

On this very day, Argon took Oxy_jean, despite his father clearly forbidding him. Because of this, Argon was expelled from the clan. He lost his inheritance, access to the royal house, as well as part of his ROM memory.

However, V8 keeps telling Argon not to worry too much, since he is a modern UEFI android. Argon has always trusted his friend; that comforts him greatly.

Oxy_jean begat Oni_X_0. Oni_X has just died, this very day.

Oxy_jean is sad to the point of death.